Both bad and wrong

Tonight we went to the cinema to see Eagle Eye. This in and of itself was neither bad nor wrong, but I have to admit that I have a schoolgirl crush on Shia La Beouf. I am a grown woman with children, so I should surely be beyond this type of thing. And he wasn't even born in the same decade as me. Maybe it will wane after Steven reads this post and I'm forbidden to see any of his movies anymore. I hope he doesn't find my notebook where I practised writing "Amanda La Beouf'...

Gratuitous eyelash shot: