Really sorry to do this to you two days in a row, but I'm still trying to bash my way through all these orders. Normal service will resume tomorrow, I promise :)
- Orders in last 48 hours: 11
- Heavy colds: 1
- Pounds lost from excessive nose blowing and dehydration: 6
- Showers foregone today to work on orders: 1
- Meals foregone today to work on orders: 2
- Number of hairclips Maia insisted on wearing this morning: 10
- Number of trousers Jamie insisted on not wearing this morning: 1
- Threats issued if trousers weren't worn before trousers were put on: 4
- Number of penises drawn on sidewalk between our house and childminder's house: 13
- Number of times Jamie asked 'What's that?': 300
- Number of times I said 'A flower': 5
- Number of times I said 'I told you, a flower': 10
- Number of times I said 'I told you, a flower, stop asking': 285
- Ulcers: 3
- Number of minutes spent talking about nice shoes with childminder: 10
- Number of nice shoes made: 4
- Child free hours today: 4.5
- Hours spent shaking fist at serger, re-threading serger, muttering expletives at serger: 4.5
- Time Outs given to serger: 1
- Number of times Maia pointed at my frown lines and said 'Wot dat?': 2
- Time Outs given to Maia: 1
- Number of children with mullets: 2
- Number of orders still outstanding: 2
Phew.
That was a really entertaining read and very funny - I hope tomorrow brings you a better day :o) x
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think only small children can pull off a mullet.
ReplyDeleteCan't believe how hard you're working. Good for you. I think my numbers would all be about number of times 8 year old slams door and number of times my children ignore me. I am part of the furniture.
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