Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Hiring: Geek required

When you go sightseeing does it look like this?


Or.... When you peruse your snack options does it look like this?


If so, I might be looking for you.

Due to lack of time / mental block, I'm looking to hire someone to do some coding for my shop. It shouldn't be more than a couple of hours of work but html/css knowledge is required. If you're interested, send me an email at amanda@kitschycoo.co.uk with details of your rates and why you are more awesome than other people. Special consideration will be given to those who can make a CSS joke as Google doesn't have a single one.
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7 comments:

  1. Rach30 August 2011 at 14:20

    Plenty of geek goin' on here - just not the HTML kind, not enough to do a full website. I can just about get underlined and bold and put a link in... that's about my limit - and to be honest you seem to have all that covered pretty well without my help. LOL

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  2. Andrea @ TheTrainToCrazy.com30 August 2011 at 23:14

    I'm NOT your girl but I love the ad. HA!

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  3. Anonymous31 August 2011 at 16:36

    Giving Google 'CSS Joke' didn't return many attempts at jokes, but did include this, whether it is funny or not is left as an exercise for the reader...

    Q: Why was IE5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6's 3-metre wide cell?

    A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.

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  4. Louiz31 August 2011 at 22:57

    Great ad. Can't apply but am curious as to whether the winner gets the doughnuts?

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  5. Sascha2 September 2011 at 06:22

    Oh this has me laughing pretty hard. About two centuries ago when I was in college I decided to take a simple computer class titled C++. I knew it was some computer jibber-jabber, but really, how hard could it be? Such a simple class title. Well, I dropped that shit like a hot potato after one lecture so I will not be able to apply for the appealing position that clearly includes this Americans favorite food... doughnuts!

    p.s. I just had to Google C++ to find out wtf it is. Here is a short version "C++ is a statically typed, free-form, multi-paradigm, compiled, general-purpose programming language." I know. WTF?

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  6. Anonymous2 September 2011 at 23:08

    The only css joke I know I saw on a t-shirt.

    body
    {
    width: 80%;
    padding: 0;
    overflow: hidden;
    }
    /* Well it was worth trying */

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