Robots in disguise. As kung fu masters.

Benign-ness is obviously a trait passed on from the maternal side

If I didn't know better, I'd think that someone had been watching too much America's Next Top Model with all these editorial shoots we've been having.

Actually, it's more like: too much Power Rangers.

Which by definition is any Power Rangers.  Maybe they (and yes, Maia has been bitten by the Power Rangers bug too) are watching it ironically? 

The things we tell ourselves to make it feel better.

NB for people who are here for technical fabric information and not Power Rangers (ie everyone): this is just about the nicest knit in the world to sew.  Soft yet firm, stable, very little curling of edges, and perfectly on grain.  Non-sewers, awesome tee is this way.