This time I'm shutting up shop for less desirable reasons than holidays and sunshine; tomorrow morning I'll be reenacting the movie Face/Off by having a tent erected within my nasal cavity to lift my face off my face and have my nose reconstructed. The ideal scenario is that I will (after ten years of creepy mouth breathing) have two additional functioning airways. The less ideal scenario is that the tent collapses and I become Voldermort. The least ideal scenario is that I die under general anaesthetic because that's the kind of thing that happens to me. In all scenarios save the last I should be reopen for business some time next week.
If you want to read the back-story as to why exactly I am getting my nose fixed, or simply want to see why Betty Page style bangs don't work with my hair type you can read all that (and more!) here.
Wish me luck and see you on the other side! As in, the afterlife.
Oh lordy Amanda! Good luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery. x
ReplyDeleteYikes!
ReplyDeleteMay the Force and all other good forces be with you as you undergo the procedure. Thinking of you and wishing you a speedy recovery. xxx
ReplyDeletegood luck my dear, hope it all goes well and all that and you get to enjoy the very nice cuppa they make you afterwards. at least you've had a bit of notice, when i had to go in i had to go the next day! x
ReplyDeleteHope that the surgery goes well! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteGood luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, wishing you a safe passage through your surgery (ha ha - get the hilarious almost-pun?!!)
ReplyDeleteEek! Good luck x
ReplyDeleteI hope it all went well for you and you didn't die with general! I thought of you last Monday when I went to have my wisdom teeth out under a general-as I was thinking of ways to escape the inevitable, I thought 'Well, at least if it all goes wrong, it makes for a more entertaining blog post, so says Amanda!'
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