Monday, 7 September 2009

Wishful thinking, toddler style


Here's a very short conversation I had with Jamie today. It probably could have been longer, but I found it too traumatising.

Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have a big bum!
Me: Maybe. It'll be bigger than now anyway.
Jamie: Big like yours?
Me: I actually have almost no bum. Just ask Daddy.
Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have lots of wee mans!
Me: I doubt it. You only ever have one, even when you're big.
Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have a big wee man! Just one!
Me: Well, you can live and dream.
Jamie: When I'm sleeping, I'm going to get big nipples!
Me: That would be weird. I'm going to make a coffee.

The End.
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9 comments:

  1. Mandy7 September 2009 at 20:10

    Thank you for sharing x
    It really did make me laugh out loud x

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  2. Nic7 September 2009 at 20:16

    HAHA! Jamie is ace!

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  3. x vInTaGe VioLeT x7 September 2009 at 20:50

    ha ha!
    my sons winkle has a personality and voice of it's very own - to be perfectly honest i'm sick and tired of it's boring conversations!

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  4. Louiz7 September 2009 at 22:11

    That is very funny. Even made himself laugh!

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  5. Giselle8 September 2009 at 00:37

    Cute baby!

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  6. Unknown8 September 2009 at 09:02

    Aw dear love him:) My wee girl thinks that only big girls have nipples and little girls have "frankles". I have no idea where she gets this stuff!

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  7. cupotea8 September 2009 at 09:57

    Aww bless his wee socks, I love kidisms

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  8. Nichola8 September 2009 at 13:27

    Too, too funny.

    I was just telling my friends last week that I never thought I'd have to say 'Don't dry your arms on the wall and get your tongue out of there'

    Thank the gods for the comic relief.

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  9. emmy lou 829 September 2009 at 20:52

    Rolf I just love littleones bless him ... x

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