Here's a very short conversation I had with Jamie today. It probably could have been longer, but I found it too traumatising.
Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have a big bum!
Me: Maybe. It'll be bigger than now anyway.
Jamie: Big like yours?
Me: I actually have almost no bum. Just ask Daddy.
Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have lots of wee mans!
Me: I doubt it. You only ever have one, even when you're big.
Jamie: When I'm bigger, I'm going to have a big wee man! Just one!
Me: Well, you can live and dream.
Jamie: When I'm sleeping, I'm going to get big nipples!
Me: That would be weird. I'm going to make a coffee.
The End.
Thank you for sharing x
ReplyDeleteIt really did make me laugh out loud x
HAHA! Jamie is ace!
ReplyDeleteha ha!
ReplyDeletemy sons winkle has a personality and voice of it's very own - to be perfectly honest i'm sick and tired of it's boring conversations!
That is very funny. Even made himself laugh!
ReplyDeleteCute baby!
ReplyDeleteAw dear love him:) My wee girl thinks that only big girls have nipples and little girls have "frankles". I have no idea where she gets this stuff!
ReplyDeleteAww bless his wee socks, I love kidisms
ReplyDeleteToo, too funny.
ReplyDeleteI was just telling my friends last week that I never thought I'd have to say 'Don't dry your arms on the wall and get your tongue out of there'
Thank the gods for the comic relief.
Rolf I just love littleones bless him ... x
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