Showing posts with label things I want but can't have. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things I want but can't have. Show all posts

Friday, 4 March 2011

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Dear America: Please can we have nice things?

Do you know what, America? We're supposed to have a 'special relationship'. Everyone says so. You are not making me feel special right now.


Is there any reason why people in the UK aren't allowed patterned duct tape? Do you want our duct-tape doppelgangers to look lacklustre while your doppelgangers look all sassy? It's called low self-esteem, America. You are probably giving your patterned duct tape to France so they can put on all their filing cabinets and notebooks. That would be so typical.