Showing posts with label not for the fainthearted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not for the fainthearted. Show all posts

Friday, 25 March 2011

17

(Super gross) x infinity: A cautionary tale

I didn't think too much about hosting my bathing suit shots on Flickr as I did it before and had no major problems. These pictures, however, were quickly favourited by a motley crew of men with gag-inducing albums of favourites so I just blocked, blocked, blocked. I got a dozen notifications that random men set me as their contacts. Block, block, block. One of the pictures went semi-viral last night. And then I received a comment of 'Can I take this bathing suit off you?'... In German.... By someone with a profile picture of his crotch.


Pictures are now hosted on the blog where they're less likely to be happened upon by gross people and Flickr has been set to friends and family only. Feel free to add me as a contact if you're not a pervert.

Friday, 1 May 2009

12

Maia performs magic

Further to my post yesterday on nakedness, I'm going to step over the line into the realm of 'Way Too Much Information'. If you are prudish, or squeamish (or just like Cheerios), DO NOT PROCEED.

While Maia was having naked breakfast this morning, I was on the computer (where else?). She shuffled over to me, with a cheeky grin on her face. She showed me her empty hands, like 'Look, nothing here.' And then, I kid you not, she had a root around down below and pulled a Cheerio out of her bits. She held it aloft with a triumphant grin, 'Ta da!' So I guess we can add magician to the list.