Long-term readers might remember
the review I did of my dentist earlier this year via the medium of True Blood. Reviews are great, of course, but better when they are not stand-alone pieces. Everyone is left wondering, 'How is this dentist
now?', 'What was her six month check-up like?', and 'Did the dynamics of their relationship change now they are more familiar with each other and have gotten over their initial-appointment jitters?' Courtesy of my first cavity in 15 years, I bring you a follow-up review....
Dentist: Hello there. How are you today?
Me: Fine, thank you. How are you?
Dentist (harassed face): Meh.
Me: Bad day, was it?
Dentist: You could say that.
Me
: (thinks) I hope it wasn't a malpractice suit. Dentist: So. You're here because you have a cavity.
Me: Yes.
Dentist: And would you like to have pain relief?
Me:
(thinks) Is this a trick question?Dentist: If you don't it will be sore when I drill.
Me: I would like pain relief.
Pictured: Needle to scale.
Dentist: I have given you two injections.
Me: Okay.
Dentist: Just about to drill. It might still be sore, the injections were only small. Let me know if you can't take it.
Me:
(thinking) What does this guy have against pain relief?Dentist: Here we go....
Pictured: My actual response.
Dentist: Would you like another injection?
Me: Yes please.
Dentist: Okay, done. We might as well clean your teeth while we wait for it to kick in.
Pictured: Routine teeth cleaning
Dentist: Nurse, can I have the suction?
Pictured: Dental nurse
Dentist: Is it fully numb now?
Pictured: All of the paralysed nerves and muscles in my face.
Me: Yes.
Dentist: I am going to put this thing in your mouth.
Pictured: approximation of apparatus
Dentist: Let's get drilling.
Pictured: Dentists everywhere.
Dentist: Okay, all done. You should rinse now.
Pictured: Pre-rinsed.
Me: Thank you.
Dentist: You're welcome. See you in six months.
The end.