When you go sightseeing does it look like this?
Or.... When you peruse your snack options does it look like this?
If so, I might be looking for you.
Due to lack of time / mental block, I'm looking to hire someone to do some coding for my shop. It shouldn't be more than a couple of hours of work but html/css knowledge is required. If you're interested, send me an email at amanda@kitschycoo.co.uk with details of your rates and why you are more awesome than other people. Special consideration will be given to those who can make a CSS joke as Google doesn't have a
single one.
Plenty of geek goin' on here - just not the HTML kind, not enough to do a full website. I can just about get underlined and bold and put a link in... that's about my limit - and to be honest you seem to have all that covered pretty well without my help. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm NOT your girl but I love the ad. HA!
ReplyDeleteGiving Google 'CSS Joke' didn't return many attempts at jokes, but did include this, whether it is funny or not is left as an exercise for the reader...
ReplyDeleteQ: Why was IE5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6's 3-metre wide cell?
A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.
Great ad. Can't apply but am curious as to whether the winner gets the doughnuts?
ReplyDeleteOh this has me laughing pretty hard. About two centuries ago when I was in college I decided to take a simple computer class titled C++. I knew it was some computer jibber-jabber, but really, how hard could it be? Such a simple class title. Well, I dropped that shit like a hot potato after one lecture so I will not be able to apply for the appealing position that clearly includes this Americans favorite food... doughnuts!
ReplyDeletep.s. I just had to Google C++ to find out wtf it is. Here is a short version "C++ is a statically typed, free-form, multi-paradigm, compiled, general-purpose programming language." I know. WTF?
The only css joke I know I saw on a t-shirt.
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{
width: 80%;
padding: 0;
overflow: hidden;
}
/* Well it was worth trying */