Wednesday 26 October 2011

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Branson: The Final(?) Chapter

'The European Court has found that pursuant to The Human Rights Act, all European Citizens are entitled to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of LOLCATs...'

'I think you'll find that Kitschy Coo isn't actually a European Citizen.'

'Now, wait one minute, Branson. She's a god-damn American citizen and we do not stand for this sort of thing.'

America doesn't stand for this sort of thing.

'Hmm. Let her phone the call centre two dozen times. They will have a script for that.'

India responds.

The religious respond.

'What is going on down there?'

Branson is busy.

'Sort it, Branson.'

'I guess I could let her speak to someone in the UK.'

A Scouser knows his stuff.


IS THAT THE INTERNET?


Kitschy Coo bathes in its glorious warmth.

((THE END. I hope.))

13 comments:

  1. Woohoo! Pleased you finally got it sorted!

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  2. Hurrah! Sounds like it. Router settings could easily explain the random bull you were dealing with.

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  3. So it's official. I love you. Don't be uncomfortable. We live quite a distance from eachother.

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  4. Oh aren't the caller centres annoying? Glad you got it sorted.

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  5. Can it be - really? I thought this day would never come. Long live scousers and remote control.

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  6. You crack me up!!Glad it's sorted - at last!

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  7. I love you. I think I might live closer to you than Sascha, it's up to you how uncomfortable that makes you :)

    Hurrah for Scousers and functioning internets!

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  8. Pretty sure I had the same scouser on the phone fixing my wifi last week!

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