Backstory: If you're not familiar with the children's programme, "Chloe's Closet", I offer my congratulations on a life well spent. And then this theme tune to memorise:
There are very few benefits for an adult repeatedly subjected to this invasive ditty. Until their daughter befriends a girl named Chloe, who then has a birthday and requires a present...
Me: So what should I make for Chloe?
Maia: I dunno.
Me: I was thinking of making her something for her closet.
Steven: Well, dress-up is a game she plays.
Me: Yep. Each and every day.
Maia: You guys!!
Me: So what do you think she needs? Chloe's closet is a mystery.
Disclaimer: No actual Chloes were teased in the making of this skirt, only daughters not named Chloe.