Monday, 14 November 2011

1

The Creepy Baby Roadshow

Remember The Ghastly Dangling Baby Art Installation? Unambitious. Let's take this horror on the road.

Link
Sleep tight.

Friday, 11 November 2011

1

Kindle Covers: Now 300% posher

in triplicate

I've been a busy bee making some more Kindle Cases with my leather stash. Some of you asked on my last post where I got my leather from. In the case of the blue: Ebay. But these two?

red and brown

Hoo boy.... I was very lucky (my bank manager would disagree with the use of 'lucky') that I happened across these two hides in my local fabric shop . They are the most beautiful soft and supple Italian leather, originally intended for Liberty London. Honestly, they feel so nice that I'd you'd be tempted to cut it apart and rub it all over my your body. Warning: Please match up the striked pronouns, and then match up the non-strike pronouns. I don't want to rub the leather on your body. Much.

red suede

The interior has just been left natural suede because a) classy b) soft.

brown detail

The dark brown is very nice too, and Steven is still weighing up whether he'd like to switch to this more subtle cover than his bright blue one.

blue full

Speaking of Steven's cover, I've also tried mixing it up with a constrasting closure. Does it work? I think I like it. This leather is thicker than the Liberty ones and therefore a bit more protective for people who don't hold their Kindles close to their heart as I do.

blue detail

To answer more questions from last post, no, you don't need a super snazzy powerful machine to sew leather. You do, however, need to have heavy duty needles (I use leather needles) to punch through and they dull so fast. Get heaps, and change them regularly. You also need patience to go slowly and clips in lieu of needles. Once there is a hole in leather, it's there forevermore. Practice on scraps with tension, stitch length and foot pressure.

If you're interested, they are all in my shop :)

Thursday, 10 November 2011

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Send my prize this way

Despite my incessant whinging and pleading for an oven for approximately two years now, The Fairy Hobmother and I are still friends. Ish. Remember that old Chinese proverb, 'If friend does not have functional oven, other friend who sells ovens provides for her'? That one is under-appreciated. Anyway, he gave me the heads up that they are having a Christmas card competition through their facebook page where you design a card for them and they give me an oven or appliance of your choice. Never one to pass a competition up (except for most other competitions), I set my photoshopping skillz to the test. My original idea was to create a card that said, 'AppliancesOnline, giving bloggers other than Kitschy Coo ovens for (insert: time frame)' but:
  1. I couldn't find how long they'd been in business and therefore giving ovens to other people for. 'Years' was too vague. 'Ages' is a better use of the vernacular but still lacking specificity. Personally, I liked 'far too long' and thought it most accurately reflected the situation but it sounds a bit menacing.
  2. In general, this card lacked universal appeal. Personal appeal, not lacking. Universal appeal, perhaps.
  3. Not Christmassy.
So it was back to the drawing board. How could I combine a 'Happy Christmas' message with my agenda to score an new oven? Here's how:


If you have not watched Mad Men and are not therefore an advertising expert like me, just look at this subtle design. Universal appeal? Check. Everyone looking at this card will be heart-warmed by the combination of Santa, nice people, and appliance wish fulfilment. Clear message? Check. People need appliances and appliancesonline makes it happen. Let me repeat: People need appliances and appliancesonline makes it happen. *cough cough cough*

Disclaimer: The Fairy Hobmother compensated me for my time in posting this. But not with a oven, because this is a cruel world. The competition to design a card / win an appliance is on this page and submissions close tomorrow. If you do submit a card, please don't make it better than mine unless you are planning to send me your prize.

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

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The Catriona Dress (part deux)

Remember this one, the dress I made for Maia's nursery nurse for her brother's wedding?


The wedding was down in Liverpool, with a bit of a Beatles theme and it sounded like it would be heaps of fun. I was on tenterhooks for the weekend (and the intervening October break), hoping she enjoyed her bespoke dress. However, upon our return to nursery, I heard that disaster had struck. And by disaster I mean the curse of working with small children: the dreaded norovirus. Shouldn't we write an opera about this and sing it in Italian? It's so sad.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

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The Posh Sleeve

posh kindle cover stitching

It was Steven's birthday yesterday and I was determined that this year I would make him something he'd actually utilise. This is harder than it sounds as (in the nicest possible way) he is picky and likes to play it safe. No statement pieces for him, unless the statement is, 'I bought this in a mainstream shop that is probably upscale'.

posh kindle cover

So out came the leather stash. I took a bit of a gamble in using this gorgeous turquoise blue, and an even bigger gamble with lime green contrast stitching. The tab is pinched and pulled through the strap so it stays closed and secure. He opened this present first with a semi-bemused but grateful thank you, until the second present revealed its intent...

posh kindle cover open

I will need to coax it out of him gradually and sneakily as to whether he wants me to make another cover in a more subdued brown leather. Thankfully, there's another Kindle user in this house who wouldn't mind the turquoise one bit.

Leather cases, yay or nay?

Thursday, 3 November 2011

4

Baby's gone geeky and a tiny reveal

geek hoody detail

Although this fabric has covered manifold gadgets, I'd never used it for a hoodie. I rectified this injustice today, with a small hoodie for a mystery recipient.

geek hoody front

I just love this fabric, it reminds me of the Pacman arcade machines that could be found in pizza shops of my childhood.

geek hoody reverse

For the reverse, I used a very soft turquoise twill from my stash. And an appliqued patch to tie it all together.

geek hoody reverse detail

With 24% trepidation and 76% excitement, I'm delighted to announce this hoodie is the first kit listed in my shop. I only have enough turquoise twill for one, though, so if you want to make this exact combination get in there quick. I will, however, be relisting it with alternative reverse fabrics in due course.

Seeing as you might be hopping over to my main site any how, check out my website revamp! My web guru and I have been diligently toiling away to completely change it up and over the next couple of weeks it's going to be filling up with all manner of things.... Remember how I've been talking about Top Secret News for the last forever? Can you find it?

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

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Tutorial: Sewing an eye patch for lazy eye / strabismus / amblyopia

Now that we are (hopefully!) reaching the end of our patching regime in five short weeks, I thought I'd share the tutorial for making our eye patches. With the rate that we lose them, I'll probably still make half a dozen more though...

patch side

Some details about the patches: They consist of three layers (snazzy outer fabric, mid to heavyweight inner fabric, and soft flannel lining). The snazzy layer is self-explanatory, the inner layer is to give the patch some rigidity and also block out light, and the flannel (I've always used black) is so there's something nice and soft on her face. These patches are designed to fit my daughter's plastic moulded frames, which don't have nose guards. The patch is hooked onto the glasses with elastic, and then is essentially held on to her face by the glasses. Make sure the glasses are well fitting, as if they slip down the nose, the patch goes with it. No peeking is the general rule when it comes to patching. There are darts so a dome is created around the eye, meaning the vision is removed but the eye can still blink normally. The patch also extends well on to the leg of the glasses. No peeking, and no giving me the side- eye. We all win.

One feature of this patch that is optional is the bias binding. If you're just going to test the suitability of this type of patch, I'd do it initially with just a serged / rolled / overcast zigzag edge. Although the binding does give it a bit of stability and shape, it also adds a PITA factor of at least ten. Twenty if you use satin like me. The reason why I started binding the edges was because Maia complained that the stitching was scratchy. However... every time she complained about having to patch because of something specific, I changed it to accommodate her. Not because I am the best mum ever, but because she was going to wear that patch and there is not a complaint in the world that I will not thwart so be quiet and put your patch on.

A caveat: I am not an optometrist, nor do I play one on TV. I have, however, shown these patches to our specialist who thought they were better than the cloth patches that the NHS endorse. They're bigger and firmer so there is less chance of peeking. And they've definitely worked for us, with a far better improvement in her lazy eye than they were expecting.

Now that you can't sue me for this specific reason, let's go.

Materials: small piece snazzy fabric, small piece mid/heavy weight fabric (I use canvas), small piece soft lining (I use flannel, and always use black), 1/4" elastic, double fold binding (I use satin because I'm a masochist, and because my daughter is a special snowflake)

1 pattern

Here is the pattern. One of these days I'm going to figure out how to have a download-able pdf (anyone? anyone?) here. Please note that this is a patch for her left eye, if you need the right flip it for a mirror image. It is symmetrical along the horizontal fold line.

2 layers

Start making a fabric sandwich. Black flannel at bottom, canvas next...

3 cut

Fashion fabric on the top. I like cutting all of the layers together because I want them all the exact same size and shape. You will note that I also cut out the darts from the paper pattern. This is a special step for pedants who want to make sure the darts don't mess up the detail of the fabric.

4 post cut

Lovely fabric sandwich, non-obtrusive dart placement.

5 baste

Baste all three layers together close to the edge.

7 chalk

Flip it over and draw your dart lines with chalk on the lining.

6 elastic

Pin your elastic vertically 3/4" away from each end. Baste the ends in place at your previous basting line. **If you have glasses with nose prongs, omit the elastic at the inner side and make a centred 1" buttonhole there instead. You will slip the nose prong through the buttonhole to secure the patch to the glasses. The 1" size means that the patch can still be positioned easily up or down the face to ensure full coverage.

8 darts

Fold your dart in half so the legs match up and stitch. Repeat for other dart.

9 stitch down

Fold the dart to the outside (i.e. towards the leg end), and stitch it down along the basting line. Repeat for other dart.

10 dome

Now you have a dome. Readers without special snowflakes, you can actually serge / roll hem / overcast zigzag the whole thing now and omit the hateful binding.

11 iron

Fold and press your binding so the bottom portion is slighty wider than your upper portion.

12 pin

Starting at the elastic, pin your binding all the way around. Make sure that you are catching the fold underneath too. Pulling a bit on the binding will help you round the curves.

13 edge

When you get back to where you started, fold the raw edge to the inside and then pin over the raw edge underneath.

14 stitch

Start sewing just before the elastic (i.e. before the end bit that is folded over), going very slowly right at the edge of the binding on top. Remove the pins as you get close, smoosh down the darts so it's flat, leave the needle in the down position so you can pivot around the corners.

15 slipstitch

Because I hate satin bias binding, and cannot for the life of me stitch it neatly at the fold, I stop just before the folded end and slip stitch the layers together. And then you're done.

16 underneath

This is the (slightly wonky) inside. In my defense: satin bias binding. And shoulder bumps from my ingrate beloved daughter as I was trying to sew.

17 top

And the outside.

patch front

This is the proper way to wear the patch. The inner edge should sit on the bridge of her nose, rather than in the eye socket. The upper dart should be above the eyebrow and the lower dart on the cheek. Once those three are in position, pull the leg towards the ear to mould it to the face.

not effective

This is the improper way to wear the patch.