Steven said: Look benign.
I totally tricked you guys. Final dress from last week wasn't final at all. We had another wedding yesterday and I made another dress to celebrate the busiest my social life had been in eight years. I made the dress in the morning and finished two hours before we needed to leave. This isn't advisable.
Yes: fitting issues. No: don't care.
I made a deep V to the back bodice, and moved the zipper round from the side to the back. And exposed the zipper (yes, Crafterhours, it is a thing). The zipper was very nearly long enough to zip the whole thing through.
New camera isn't sure what to do with my fake tan.
Steven looked so handsome tourists took pictures with him. True story.
Not a tourist. That's me.
And we got a night out without small people cramping our style.