Dear High School Maths teacher
I just wanted to drop you a quick note to tell you that you were totally right. I do use advanced mathematics as an adult. Only yesterday, I used some serious calculations to draft the feet portion of my adult footy pajamas:
And, yes, I emphatically will make you a pair of footy pajamas. But first I was hoping that you could give me the address of Mr Chicester, the physiology teacher? Because while your fantastic mathematics instruction means I am perfectly capable of drafting the feet portion of the pattern, Mr Chichester totally let the side down by not drumming into me that feet are not the same shape as hooves. Rest assured, he won't be getting quite so nice a letter as you.