This was my response, in front of other mothers.
This is how I feel because I have a shiny new mysterious near death illness: vertigo.
This is my Facebook fan page, which has now disappeared.
This is my stupid non-functional Raynaud's hand.
This is me in prison because I got a court summons today for not paying a council bill. That I didn't even know about.
Please add your own self-pity to join in the party.