could say, 'Hi guys, remember that hoodie I made last week? Well, I've made another two!' and you'd probably start an internet bullying campaign on Twitter about how boring I am.
So I can't talk about sewing lest I get stabbed or bullied, which leaves me non-sewing chat. Do you want to hear about my suspected slipped disk? Or how I ran away from home the other night? I only made it a far as Scotmid, where I bought some groceries and then came home. But very, very slowly, dragging my leg behind me. No? You don't? Hmm.