Pants: Noun/Adj. Nonsense, rubbish, bad. From the standard British English of pants, meaning underwear; also a variation on 'knickers'. E.g."The first half was pants but I stayed until the end and it was actually a great film." [1990s]I've been feeling pants recently. Not physically, but emotionally. The cold horizontal rain has started, it's dark about 41 hours a day, business is really slow, the kids fight like rabid badgers and everything is making me mad. All I want to do is lie on the couch and watch Fringe all day because it's free. And awesome.
So I'm feeling pants. And now I'm making them too.