So I give you the ten Most Disappointed People in the World, who landed on my blog using the following search terms:
10. Life in the eyes of a Viking
9. How to join a cult polygamy
8. What do you do when you hit a deer in Luxembourg?
7. Buy Vagi-guard in Canada
6. What do you think is interesting about a bank manager?
5. Maybe I'm just too short
4. Japan father-in-law porn
3. How to get people to stop staring at you on an airplane
2. Exhibitionist grandpa
and, *drumroll*, the most Disappointed Person in the World is....
1. I want to be a winner, tell me the way