Friday, 11 September 2009


Further proof that my life is unfair

I've grown up a lot in the two weeks I've been in my thirties. I realise now that it was silly for me to look for age-inappropriate crushes. Let face it, they were boys. Boys who wanted to shag their mums, or commit crimes against hairdressing, or geeky boys that are too cool to acknowledge crushes even after being harassed by Vonnie. And I don't need boys in my life. Neither do I need men. What I need is hot vampires. I dare you to look at these pictures and not agree with me.

For those of you unfamiliar with True Blood, this is Eric. I was doing a lot of *ahem* research last night for this post and I'm not the only one who's obsessed. Here's my favourite geeky graphic from the awesomely named 'F*ck Yeah Eric Northman' fan site: It's one of life's great injustices that I have never been in a vampire love triangle. But a girl can dream, right? So with the final episode of series two looming this weekend in the US, here's how I think it should go:

Wow, check out that girl over there.

(Looking coy)

I can't stop thinking about that girl.

Listen, Eric, have you told Sookie yet?

I've met someone else.

I need some advice, how am I going to find out who she is?

Don't worry, I'll Google her.

Look, here's her blog.

Hey, she's really funny.

But what's this she posted last Sunday?!

It was her *sob* wedding anniversary?! She's married! Nooooooo!


  1. You clearly have too much time on your hands :D

  2. I had no idea you wer esuch a great actor - kitschycoo doing *coy*? WOW. :-)

  3. <'Vonnie said...
    You clearly have too much time on your hands :D>

    Exactly my thoughts ...

  4. @Vonnie & F+S: I make time. It's different.

    @niftyknits: I'm an immensely talented actress.

    @MBW: Unless you can prove that you have done a similar photo storyboard before me, I'm afraid he's mine :)

  5. I was thinking the same as Vonnie and Frogs and sprogs...too much time. Get sewing or something woman ;)
    Oh no, don't or we'll have nothing to entertain us...

  6. Wait up!.....Eric is with Sookie????
    im only on serise one! He has barely ben in it yet...Cant wait to see more of him though.
    x K

  7. You are completely insane!! Hes so not doing it for me. You can keep him!!

  8. Hehe I'm so with you on this. And I've read somewhere we get it on 'real telly' in the uk in October:)

  9. You're too, too funny. You need to read Dead To The World to see what that lovely viking vampire gets up to.

  10. Thanks for the giggle :) he is rather cute.

  11. A great post, but *meh* to Eric.
    That's right.
    You heard.

  12. He's nothing compared to Spike from Buffy :)
    Have you seen / read Twilight? I found the film intensely annoying, but the lead vampire was very nice to look at.


    I am a fan of True Blood, and I am NEVER going to see Eric in the same light again. You awful woman (hahaha)!

  14. Hilarious!!!! But as someone else who just entered into her 30's, I have to say, I wholeheartedly encourage all crushes (age-inappropriate or otherwise)!

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