The Swellest Swallow Skirt

In my first thirty-two years of life, the only thing I ever won was a sleeping bag that resembled a gigantic Handi-Snacks. So great was its awesomeness that the universe denied me prizes for twenty years out of fairness for others.  But now I have repayed my fake-cheese-on-a-red-plastic-stick Karmic debt, and am allowed to win at things again.  Behold, the Rockabilly Swallow Skirt from the very talented and inspirational So, Zo.

Behold, the hand-stitched leather swallows.

Behold, the delicious gingham facing in a terribly lighted picture.

Behold, my handsome / winsome photographer, who took picture after picture of my legs, torso or head while completely cropping out the skirt. 

And then a series of full frame shots of only the skirt and my belly. 

The skirt, Jaim. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SKIRT.

And then a dozen of shots of me pointing at the skirt in mock exasperation.

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