Umm, Jamie? That was not on the list.

Here is my list of nice ways to start the day:

1. Anything after 9AM
2. Being brought tea / toast / the paper (after 9AM)
   
3. By the sun shining through the window and birds singing on the window sill
   
4. Having neck kissed by anybody (provided after 9AM)
5. The phone is ringing because they want to tell me I have won the lottery
   

Place note that being vomitted on, in the dark, is not on the list.

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